Do you see a pattern here? Hopefully, they’ll skip the Nazi thing this time, but it’s clear that the Germans will try to take over the world again. Then, we’re right back in another war. How is this England’s fault, you ask? It is obvious that they are particularly offensive to Germans and an inviting target as well. But, imagine if they were part of the old US of A? We are the most powerful warriors the planet has ever seen! The Germans will stay right where they are, except maybe for overrunning France. Again, who cares?
England has to have nuclear weapons, doesn’t it? Indian and Pakistan do, so England has to. I’ll just assume that’s correct. Imagine if those weapons fell into the hands of the Scots with their fiery temperaments and willingness do battle. How about British occupied Ireland? Violent drunks–good lord. Is there any other country full of such unstable sorts that we would allow to have WMD (other than us, of course)? We take over and seize all the weapons. The world will be safer for it. I expect at least one Nobel Peace Prize for this idea alone.
Bye, bye “Great” Britain. Hello, Fabulous America! With their overlords crushed, those hockey-playing Canadian goons will be vanquished to the scrap heap of history. What then? I suppose every group of savages has its redeeming qualities. The same is true of the British. Their humor is excellent. Monty Python, Marty Feldman, Harry Enfield and Benny Hill are just a few of their entertaining sorts. Certainly, their music has been fine with The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bon Scott and Led Zeppelin. We’ll preserve some of that.